Being a stepmom is so hard. All I want is to spend time with my beautiful family, but my kids and husband are always glued to their phones. The only time they’re not staring at their screens is when they’re banging someone. But I will turn us into a family again, no matter what it takes. That’s why I took everyone’s phones away and made them play charades together. Things got weird when everybody started acting out sex positions. But hey, at least we were having some quality time together, right? If getting horny together is what will make us a family, I’m going to fuck each one of them. We’re finally going to be closer than ever.
